[Featuring/referencing OCs: Sara Carlisle, Linus Eckhert, Adrian Forrester, Charlie Larson, Halloran (Hal) McCarran, Calhoun (Cal) Shorter, Ben Tattersall, Lisa Bianchi]
( The Fire Marshal has forbidden the use of excessive candles in the name of fire safety. More than one (1) candle per three (3) square centimeters of icing is hereby declared an unacceptably unsafe fire hazard and forbidden per Public Safety Reg. D14-209.5. Therefore, cranky old coots get one (1) candle on their cake. Deal with it and Happy Birthday. )
( The Fire Marshal has forbidden the use of excessive candles in the name of fire safety. More than one (1) candle per three (3) square centimeters of icing is hereby declared an unacceptably unsafe fire hazard and forbidden per Public Safety Reg. D14-209.5. Therefore, cranky old coots get one (1) candle on their cake. Deal with it and Happy Birthday. )